🚨😭警告:伯尼将面临厄运、忧郁和五万场葬礼 伯尼·桑德斯刚刚将预算争吵变成了末日。 他认为，共和党关闭政府基本上是一部灾难电影的开场。 他警告说，特朗普的“庞大而美丽的法案”将使1500万美国人失去医疗保健，另外2000 万人的保费将翻倍，并导致每年5万人死亡。 照此速度，如果共和党不屈服，伯尼的下一张图表将显示小行星撞击地球。 伯尼甚至像帐篷复兴会上的传教士一样，在社区剧院中停顿了好几次，重复着自己说过的话:“每年都会有5万人死去。” 有人给这个人一个雷雨音效和一个合唱。 伯尼没有进行谈判，而是举办了一场名为《免赔额致死》的百老汇单人秀，以死神作为他的竞选搭档。 为左派的眼泪欢呼! 🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: BERNIE SEES DOOM, GLOOM, AND 50,000 FUNERALS Bernie Sanders just turned a budget spat into the End Times. According to him, Republicans shutting down the government is basically the opening scene of a disaster movie. He warned that Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” will toss 15 million Americans off health care, double premiums for 20 million more, and cause 50,000 people to drop dead every year. At this rate, Bernie’s next chart will show asteroids hitting Earth if Republicans don’t cave. With dramatic pauses worthy of community theater, Bernie even repeated himself like a preacher at a tent revival: “50,000 will die. Every. Single. Year.” Someone hand this man a thunderstorm sound effect and a choir. Instead of negotiating, Bernie delivered a one-man Broadway show titled Death by Deductible, featuring the Grim Reaper as his running mate. Cheers to Tears of the Left!
